Sh*t Freelance Writers Say

by Nicole Branigan on January 14, 2012 · 2 comments

“I’m at the coffee shop.”

“Did you get my proposal?”

“Did you get my email?”

“I’ve already implemented that.”

“I’m going to the coffee shop.”

“I’m just not feeling creative today.”

“What tone are you looking for?”

“Who is your audience?”

“You should be blogging. You should definitely be blogging.”

“Did you read my blog?”

“Let’s check my Google Anallyyyytticccsss”

“It’s so nice not having a boss.”

“Sometimes I miss working in an office.”

“I’m taking a break”

“I have a wide range of experience…no, I’ve never done that.”

“I’m waiting on design.”

“What about an infographic?”

“I CAN’T FOCUS!”

“Have you ever read any Hunter S. Thompson?”

“Retweeting that!”

“Did you read that article on Copyblogger?”

“Inbox zero!”

Clicking mouse frantically “Wait, what just happened?”

“Did you get my invoice?”

“I’m at the coffee shop.”

 

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Allena Tapia January 15, 2012 at 9:57 pm

YES! Love it!

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Richard January 26, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Coffee has just finished brewing as I think to myself how addicting analytics are, lol

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