Bumper Sticker Ideas

by Nicole Branigan on July 16, 2012 · 6 comments

  1. My driving sucks but my car is cool.
  2. You think this is bad, you should see my uncle drive. He’s blind.
  3. Text and Drive – It Saves Lives. Because all the dumb people die leaving more resources for the smart people
  4. Hey! Look over there – is that Michael Jackson? JK – you should really watch the road.
  5. You don’t look like a pair of sensible Hanes cotton briefs, so get off my ass.
  6. My other ride is my feet. Because I don’t have another car. This is my only car.
  7. I let my baby drive – he’s the only one with health insurance!
  8. If you think my driving is bad now, you should see me when I haven’t been drinking.
  9. Keep on honking. Maybe you’ll break your horn and then you’ll have to get it repaired haha jokes on you.
  10. Is that a street legal spoiler on your Dodge Neon, or are you just happy to see me?

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{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

Robb July 16, 2012 at 5:38 pm

Voting for 6, 7, and 8… Can I do that?

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Nicole Branigan July 16, 2012 at 5:39 pm

HAHA, yes, you definitely can! Thanks for voting! 😉

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Garrett July 17, 2012 at 1:18 am

I know of a couple cars that I could slap #8 on. #6 made me split my pants.

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Nicole Branigan July 17, 2012 at 1:19 am

hahaha, glad you enjoyed.

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Gigi August 27, 2012 at 7:14 pm

I thought of a fun bumper sticker the other day (before I saw this): My other car is your mom.

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Nicole Branigan August 27, 2012 at 7:18 pm

My other car is your mom’s car.

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